The List

Howdy.

Thanks to the clerical wonders of Ryan Glenn, I once again have a copy of my list. It is as follows:

JON’S 99 THINGS!

1. Ancient Babylon
2.Shoelaces
3.Love triangles
4.Lord Kelvin
5.Agatha Christie
6.John Wilkes Boothe
7.Plutonium
8.The Trail of Tears
9.Imperialism
10. The Aquaduct
11. Magna Carta
12. The Beatles
13.Castles
14.Snails
15.Ivan the Terrible
16.Mussolini
17.The Renaissance
18.Voltaire
19.Jean Paul Sarte
20.Caulking
21.Tamales
22.Hell
23.Key Lime Pie
24.Feudalism
25.NATO
26.Tammany Hall and political Graft
27.Ethanol
28.Desert Storm
29.Dick Cheney
30.Guns
31.Bear Traps
32.Dali
33.Jean-Loise David
34.The Triumvirate
35.Ironclads
36.Galileo
37.Atomic structure
38.Globalization
39.Dogs
40. Baseball Bats
41. The Mongols
42. Sunless Tanning
43. Follicles
44.Stuffed Animals
45. Butter
46. Football
47. Kites
48. Electricity
49. The Lost Generation
50. Edgar Allen Poe
51. The Small Intestine
52. Speciation
53. Velociraptors
54. Graffiti
55. Linguine
56. Vitamin C (the rapper)
57. Tennis Shoes
58. the Saxophone
59. Styx (the river)
60. Happiness
61. Bumble Bees
62.Bessie Smith
63. Jackson Pollock
64. Light switches
65. The Thesaurus
66. Isaac Newton
67. Wal-Mart
68.Laissez-fare economics
69.Sun Tzu
70.Bob Rauschenberg
71.Tasmanian Devils
72.Chocolate
73.Jack London
74.Robin Williams
75.Rocks
76.High School
77.Kissing
78.Rocketships
79.The Khmer Rouge
80.Yugoslavia
81. Yeshua the Christ of Nazareth
82. Business Conglomeration
83.Acne
84. Romance Novels
85. Marc Chagall
86. Chess
87. Gypsies
88. Ancient India
89. Gettysburg
90. Global Warming
91. Political Action Committees
92.Bicameralism
93.Sock puppets
94.Physical fitness
95. The Arthurian Legend
96.Pre-Diluvian humans
97.Sneezing
98.Single-celled Organisms
99.Acting

Look for the first bits of info soon.